On 11/28/14, 6:35 AM, Paul Stamoulis wrote: [snip]
Onestopcorp and Onestoptel monitors and reads all emails as only business emails are permitted to be sent and received. Onestopcorp also monitors emails for compliance reasons and to ensure that no unauthorized disclosure of confidential information is passed via the email system. This email and any attachments are confidential. It is intended for the recipient only. If you are not the intended recipient, any use, disclosure, distribution, printing or copying of this email is unauthorized. If you have received this email in error please immediately notify the sender by replying to this email and delete the email from your computer. The contents of any attachment to this email may contain software viruses, which could damage your own computer system. While Onestopcorp has taken every reasonable precaution to minimize this risk, we cannot accept liability for any damage, which you sustain as a result of software viruses. You should carry out your own virus checks before open ing the a ttachment.
Congratulations! That is by far the most ridiculous example of a B.S. boilerplate disclaimer I've seen posted to a public mailing list all year. Note: By sending email to any of my addresses you are agreeing that: 1. I am by definition, "the intended recipient". 2. All information in the email is mine to do with as I see fit and make such financial profit, political mileage, or good joke as it lends itself to. In particular, I may quote it on Usenet, forums, and mailing lists. 3. I may take the contents as representing the views of your company. 4. This overrides any disclaimer or statement of confidentiality that may be included on your message. -- Jay Hennigan - CCIE #7880 - Network Engineering - jay at impulse.net Impulse Internet Service - http://www.impulse.net/ Your local telephone and internet company - 805 884-6323 - WB6RDV